I thought that maybe I could spread some Christmas joy to all you wonderful visitors - since this is the season and all for doing that.
Then I realized I was pretty lame at doing stuff like that, so I lowered the expectations of myself to something attainable, and I'm gonna put up some pics of some of the old Christmas trees that have graced the Starbucker Household over the years...
First, a simple one before our family hit it big in the boysenberry, whistleberry & dingleberry farming business:
Once we had hit the big time, we felt we were moving up the ladder of success, so the next Christmas, we upgraded:
Within a year of developing genetically modified whistleberry vines, we were really able to afford to bring home the expanding universe's advanced technologies, and so our tree followed along:
Then, dad made a very important discovery. He could make money from Spam, so:
BUt then dad got lynched in a massive shakedown. Turns out Spammers are hated across the universe.
So, ever since dad's been out of the picture, I've been able to put the Christmas focus where it truly needed to be all along:
Merry Christmas, everybody!